Resolution 1: The Great Pizza Topping Conundrum
Whereas the members of this committee have been torn asunder by the age-old question of pineapple as a pizza topping, be it resolved that:
- Pepperoni shall always be the superior choice.
- Pepperoni shall never be paired with pineapple.
- A committee member who dares to suggest otherwise shall be subject to ridicule and ostracism.
Adopted by a unanimous vote of 7-0.
Resolution 2: The Futility of Early Morning Coffee
Resolution 2: The Futility of Early Morning Coffee
Whereas the members of this committee have been plagued by the existential dread of waking up before the sun rises, be it resolved that:
- One shall always hit the snooze button at least 7 times before getting out of bed.
- One shall never check work emails before consuming a full cup of coffee.
- A committee member who dares to suggest otherwise shall be subject to the wrath of the sleep-deprived.
Adopted by a vote of 6-1.
Resolution 3: The Conundrum of Social Media Notifications